Tuesday, April 5, 2011

april fifth twothousandeleven

I probably shouldn't be announcing these things publically, but who's really following me anyway? Exactly...

So i had court today, to discuss my felonizing convictions and the substantial punishments i should now suffer. Other than not being able to drink alcohol upon my 21st birthday, I am no longer allowed to smoke pot or do any sort of mind altering drugs/substances.

FIRSTLY: i got pulled over Feb 8th 2011, still 20 years old. my birthday: March 5th.. FUCKMYLIFE.

It's been about a month since i've been clean off Marijuana. I found it surprisingly easy to keep myself from rolling up a blunt or hitting my bowl simply by supporting the few head shops i know that sell "legal weed". AMAZING discovery, creation, whatever you might call it I definately would not be where i am now without it. Although i do suppose that this would be considered a "mind altering substance" it conveniently does not show up on my weekly drug tests!!

how fucking wonderful.

Anyway, the judge today decided to bargain me down from my original convictions. THANK THE FUCKING LORD. or else i may have been sent off to jail for at least two weeks! how terrible.. i wouldn't last three days in a cell with some other locked up bitches.

my misdemeanor: posession of controlled subtances - will be reduced to disorderly conduct.
posession of marijuana - will be dropped upon good behavior for the next six months.
underage drinking & driving - will have my liscense suspended for the year (to which i will fight and ask for a conditional so as to be able to drive to work/school/group counseling)
AND i will have to pay a lovely fucking fine up to $850 by my next court date: MAY 16th

i have TONS of clothing and shoes i'm willing to sell in order to make some extra cash, please follow me and i'll post pics :)
help a sister out??